A woman wearing a black hoodie with a graphic of a Texas horned lizard surrounded by bluebonnets and a cactus. The text "Texas Horned Lizard" is printed in a white banner. The hoodie has a pocket in the front.
A woman wearing a dark maroon red hoodie with a graphic of a Texas horned lizard surrounded by bluebonnets and a cactus. The text "Texas Horned Lizard" is printed in a white banner. The hoodie has a pocket in the front.
A woman wearing a dark grey hoodie with a graphic of a Texas horned lizard surrounded by bluebonnets and a cactus. The text "Texas Horned Lizard" is printed in a white banner. The hoodie has a pocket in the front.
A woman wearing a neutral blue hoodie with a graphic of a Texas horned lizard surrounded by bluebonnets and a cactus. The text "Texas Horned Lizard" is printed in a white banner. The hoodie has a pocket in the front.
Text on a purple background about item fulfillment times and environmental impact. We care about the environment and when you purchase from us, you are helping over production and unnecessary waste when you order on demand. Thank you! Standard Fulfillment Time is 3-7 days + shipping. During holidays, order 1 additional week earlier.
Size chart for Gildan Hoodies. L=Length, W=width in inches. Small size: 27 L x 20 W, Medium size: 28 L x 22 W, Large size: 29 L x 24 W, XLarge size: 30 L x 26 W, 2XL size: 31 L x 28 W, 3XL size: 32 L x 30 W, 4XL size: 33 L x 32 W, 5XL size: 34 L x 34 W.
A woman wearing a black hoodie with a graphic of a Texas horned lizard surrounded by bluebonnets and a cactus. The text "Texas Horned Lizard" is printed in a white banner. The hoodie has a pocket in the front.
A woman wearing a dark maroon red hoodie with a graphic of a Texas horned lizard surrounded by bluebonnets and a cactus. The text "Texas Horned Lizard" is printed in a white banner. The hoodie has a pocket in the front.
A woman wearing a dark grey hoodie with a graphic of a Texas horned lizard surrounded by bluebonnets and a cactus. The text "Texas Horned Lizard" is printed in a white banner. The hoodie has a pocket in the front.
A woman wearing a neutral blue hoodie with a graphic of a Texas horned lizard surrounded by bluebonnets and a cactus. The text "Texas Horned Lizard" is printed in a white banner. The hoodie has a pocket in the front.
Text on a purple background about item fulfillment times and environmental impact. We care about the environment and when you purchase from us, you are helping over production and unnecessary waste when you order on demand. Thank you! Standard Fulfillment Time is 3-7 days + shipping. During holidays, order 1 additional week earlier.
Size chart for Gildan Hoodies. L=Length, W=width in inches. Small size: 27 L x 20 W, Medium size: 28 L x 22 W, Large size: 29 L x 24 W, XLarge size: 30 L x 26 W, 2XL size: 31 L x 28 W, 3XL size: 32 L x 30 W, 4XL size: 33 L x 32 W, 5XL size: 34 L x 34 W.
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This item is hand created upon order.
Typical production: 3-7 days + shipping time.
During the holiday's, we recommend adding an additional week to the standard fulfillment time.

Take off your grouch face and replace it with a grin! After all the Texas Horned Lizard should be the only grumpy looking face despite being one of the most loved little lizards in North America. Those fierce spikes are pillowly soft on our garments and our hoodie thankfully won't be squirting blood at anyone either! 

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Double-lined hood
• Front pouch pocket
  • Carbon neutral
  • Secure Payments
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Returns & Exchanges

We offer returns & exchanges 30 days upon receiving your item. For refunds, we require the product returned to our shop in the condition it was received before a refund can be issued. Some items are not refundable.

For Damaged Items

If your product is damaged, you do not need to return it! We only require a photo of the item so we can get a new item printed and shipped to you.

Incorrect Design Received

Sometimes our supplier makes an error. You do not need to return this item, just send us a photo and we will get your correct item reprinted and shipped.

Wrong Size Exchanges

Please review and measure your frame based on the sizing charts we provide on our products. While we can make exchanges, it takes longer to get a new size reprinted and shipped. We will request the incorrect size be returned to us prior to reissuing a reprinted garment of the proper size.

Non-refundable Goods

Any personalized decal or product, stickers, and small accessory items are non-refundable.

Please see our refund page for more details.
Fulfillment Times

In order to bring a variety of products to our customers, we enlist the assistance of various production companies; all who provide outstanding quality of goods. Each item is fulfilled once ordered so it will take several days before your purchase will be shipped.

Please see the boxed content on each product description to know estimated time frames.

During holidays, we highly recommend you order 2-3 weeks in advance to avoid delays.
Apparel Care Guide

To ensure the longevity of your garments color and print, use the following washing instructions:

• Tees: Wash in cold water, max 30 C or 86F

• Hoodies: Wash in warm water, max 40C or 105F.

• Use non-chlorine bleach only when necessary.
• Do not dry clean.
• Do not iron.
• Tumble Dry Low.

If you experience an issue with the print coming off on the first wash, contact us immediately as this denotes an issue with the tee!

Garment info:
• 100% airlume combed and ringspun cotton (fabrication may be different for certain colors)
• Unisex Fit (unless noted)
• Side seams
• Tear away label
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